Looking 4 a different kind of cre8ive poem
2 read on a Friday night while stuck @ home?
Maybe this 1 will @tract your @10tion
or /haps it will only cause you frustr8ion!
This won’t suit every1, so feel free 2 write your own.
1 can only please a %age of the readers; others will groan.
12s will be gr8ful 4 the glossary they can find below.
After th@ is a quiz 4 those who don’t want the fun 2 go.
cre8ive(ly) = creative(ly)
writ10 = written
@tract = attract
@10tion = attention
/haps = perhaps
frustr8ion = frustration
every1 = everyone
%age = percentage
12s = dozens
gr8ful = grateful
th@ = that
Chris McMullen, author of the fictional dialog, Why Do We Have to Go to School?