UNHAPPY? There’s an app for that.

CURIOUS? Google it.

TROUBLED? PhotoShop your life.

LONELY? Browse an online dating service.

MARRIED, but BORED? Sh. There’s a site for that, too.

NEED SOMETHING? Buy it online.

GOT JUNK? Sell it on eBay.

KODAK MOMENT? Show it on Instagram.

BORED at WORK? Facebook will take care of that.

ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING? Tweet about it.

LOVE to WRITE? Self-publish with Amazon.

LOVE CRAFTS? Check out Etsy.

Reality is seriously lacking.

Virtual reality’s got everything.

Copyright © 2014 Chris McMullen