Imagine if reading were a big-time spectator sport like boxing or football:
- Nerds would be the jocks.
- The most popular slogan would be, “Just read it.”
- Common advice would include, “Keep your eye on the text.”
- Franchise teams would have names like the Chicago Verbs, Denver Hyphens, Los Angeles Chapters, Mississippi Twains, Dallas Texters, London Haiku, and Philadelphia Lyrical Wonders.
- Fans would come to the big event shirtless and with words written across their chests and cheeks.
- Every tail-gating party would feature poetry recitations.
- The only injuries trainers would need to attend to would be eye soreness and backaches.
- Close plays would be shown again in slow motion on Instant Readplay.
- The umpire would shout, “Read Words,” at the beginning of every game.
- The big game at the end of the season would be called the World Sentences.
- Instead of people spending $100 to watch two guys beat their brains out for several minutes and 99 cents to read a book for many hours, thousands of spectators would pay hundreds of dollars to watch their favorite teams compete as readers for a few hours.
- Participants would be called acathletes.
- Acathletes would earn millions of dollars to show off their amazing reading skills.
- Teens would dream of going on dates with the top acathletes.
- Coaches would earn good money to teach valuable reading skills.
- Publishers and bookstores would sponsor the teams, adding their logos to the jerseys.
- Stores would sell expensive jerseys featuring authors, books, and acathletes.
- At home people would watch the big event on giant e-reader screens.
- Kids would spend their free time practicing their reading skills and would dream of becoming talented readers when they grow up.
- People would think, “We sure have come a long way since the day of the gladiator.”
Copyright © 2014 Chris McMullen
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Taking a few of those and putting it all into an info graphic would be awesome! You should do that
That’s a good idea. 🙂
I just saw a really cool info graphic on the Benefits of Reading that we will be using in our early learning marketing materials. People love the visuals and don’t have enough attention span (or time) to read all the research themselves. And when it is clever (as this was), it is even better. Unfortunately, I’m not a graphic artist so I can’t really do this (except in my head)
I’ll think on this. If I can get it to look right in my head, I might just give it a shot. Thank you for the suggestion. 🙂
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A thought for the day 🙂
Thank you. 🙂
I love it!
Thank you. 🙂
There’d be a lot of salsa and guacamole stains on my pages!
Perfect for giving books that party look. 🙂
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That’s a sport I could get into and excel in! 🙂
I wish that had been an option in gym class. 🙂
That makes me laugh! 🙂
So true on those comments. lol