Unhappy? There’s an App for That!

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UNHAPPY? There’s an app for that.

CURIOUS? Google it.

TROUBLED? PhotoShop your life.

LONELY? Browse an online dating service.

MARRIED, but BORED? Sh. There’s a site for that, too.

NEED SOMETHING? Buy it online.

GOT JUNK? Sell it on eBay.

KODAK MOMENT? Show it on Instagram.

BORED at WORK? Facebook will take care of that.

ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING? Tweet about it.

LOVE to WRITE? Self-publish with Amazon.

LOVE CRAFTS? Check out Etsy.

Reality is seriously lacking.

Virtual reality’s got everything.

Copyright © 2014 Chris McMullen

11 comments on “Unhappy? There’s an App for That!

  1. Everything except real social contact. 😉 Seriously, I worry about mankind when I hear people talk about Facebook ‘friends’ that they never interact with and act like these people are close to them. I’m talking exclusively about the people who follow others and never do anything beyond a ‘like’.

  2. I was commenting to someone the other day on an advert on the telly about an app that orders food for you. The whole angle they use is “never have to talk to another human again.” Wow. The world has truly slipped into decline.

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