- Everything will be okay in the end, no matter how awful it seems right now.
- Things will get worse before they get better. Much worse.
- Don’t try to be a favorite; you know the underdog is going to win.
- Mr. Right is right under your nose; you just don’t realize it.
- There is a fairy tale ending for you, but it will be hell getting there.
- When you finally reach a state of happiness, brace yourself for the sequel.
- Live the life of a protagonist. You’ll have a happy ending and the life will be very rewarding.
- You can make life easy by being a major antagonist; you just won’t have a happy ending.
- The safest bet is to live life like a narrator; you get to see all the action, and you must survive to tell about it.
- If you’re not tall, dark, and handsome, don’t live life like you’re in a romance novel.
- Imagination can be a million times more exciting than reality.
- Reality is a million times safer than fiction.
- Make life more exciting by imagining you’re in a novel.
- Don’t trust anyone. Ever.
- Anything can happen to anybody at anytime.
- The more incredible the odds, the more likely things will work out.
- Be very afraid of the dark. Don’t go out at night. Don’t do anything.
- Good always triumphs over evil, but evil never gives up.
- Stay away from fiction writers: They must be totally insane.
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Copyright © 2014 Chris McMullen