So you found a muse. Good for you.
She’ll help you string ideas together,
But one’s not enough. Sad, but true!
Writing’s not the only storm you’ll weather.
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With the story, your muse is great,
But editing is a different beast.
Your muse won’t help; you’re filled with hate
‘Til a new muse makes this worry your least.
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A poor cover won’t sell your book.
So next you must summon a design muse
To help achieve just the right look.
But you will still need yet another ruse.
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Your story muse won’t craft your blurb;
This requires a muse of another kind.
So important to find the perfect verb.
Without this muse you’d be in a bad bind.
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When you must design the book’s inside,
Not one of these muses will help. No fun!
Muse five joins the publishing ride.
Your book’s design’s now beautifully done.
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Still nobody will read a word:
You lack the most important muse of all.
Marketing muse helps you get heard.
Without her help your sales would surely stall.
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You’ve one more problem to solve yet.
It’s the toughest challenge that you will face:
All six muses play hard to get;
You can never find two in the same place.
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Copyright © 2014 Chris McMullen
This is why the Greeks had nine muses, right?
Must be. I wonder if 9 was enough. 🙂
I’m guessing it doubled during the weekly visits from Dionysus.