Check out the new Electronic Stats Display 8000:
- Instant real-time display.
- Works 24 hrs/day, 7 days/week.
- Includes international wireless connection.
- Display multiple stats from any website.
- Fully customizable display.
- Programmable sound effects.
- Translate to any of 36 different languages.
- Built-in energy-saving AI circuit.
- Online gaming provides odds and allows user to place bets.
- Available as mounted wall unit or portable handheld device.
- Optional holographic projector produces 3D images up to billboard size.
Features described for fully-loaded luxury model, and are optional upgrades on other models. Offer void everywhere and anywhere else prohibited by law. Please allow six to eight centuries for delivery.